stoopid,insane stuff.. i don't care a damn...

Was going thru all d old mails from long back..deleting unwanted mail.. archiving needed ones when I chanced upon this mail written by me way back..may be a couple of years ago…

Way back then.. I was fresh outta college,looking out for a job in my area of interest(read AOI)…( I had turned down a handful of lucrative offers in IT coz it never appealed to me one bit.. sittin infront of a comp whole day.. sucks…. Atleast to me.. I can talk 2 people.. write…but I can’t interact with a machine which doesn’t bother to reciprocrate…: ) ..

Campus placements were fullov IT companies(No core companies.. not even 1 )…I took ‘em jus for d heck of it… getting selected n turning these offers down used to be the order of the day..

So I happened to see this Ad in a daily and sent my resume over to this one company in my AOI,for which they asked me to attend a training on my own cost… this stupid mail of theirs went straight to my trash…

Around 5 months later.. I had the same hellova company….callin me down to attend a seminar and tak up d same training programme .. where I was asked to pay again…

The transcript of the mails is out here 2 read..
This is the mail from the company:

Dear Mr.XYZ(that’s Me)
Sub: Training cum placement

This has reference to your biodata sent to us for a suitable job in our organization. As you are a fresh / inexperienced candidate we can take you for employment only after you undergo a training with us. Details of the trainin are as under…

TRAINING DETAILS FOR INDIVIDUAL CANDIDATES
BATCH – XI

The training period is ONE YEAR (TWO PARTS)
PART – A

TWO Months FULL TIME in house training at our Premises - 6 Days in a week (Mon to Sat) from 9.30 am to 5.00 pm with lunch & tea breaks

PART – B
TEN Months “ON JOB TRAINING” in our on going Project Sites anywhere in India.

Around 300 HOURS OF INTENSIVE TRAINING including HANDS ON PRACTICAL TRAINING ON (THE FULL SYLLABUS OF ENGG. THAT I’VE BEEN THRU LAST 4 YEARS)
SCHEME – I (INDIVIDUAL CANDIDATES)
POINTS TO BE NOTED

¯ In House Training
During the in house training the expenses towards accommodation, food and local Conveyance has to be taken care by the student.

¯ On Job Training
After the completion of two months IN HOUSE TRAINING the Candidates are arranged to attend the `On Job Training’ in our Project Sites – anywhere in India.

¯ Benefits

Ø Please note that during the ten months “On Job Training”, the candidate will be paid Rs. 5,500/- EVERY MONTH as follows:

Stipend - Rs. 2000/-
Site Allowance - Rs. 3500/-
Ø Provident Fund – Trainee will be made member of PF at the time of deputation for on job Training.

Ø On the stipend amount of Rs. 2000/- an amount of Rs. 240/- (12%) will be deducted and an equal amount will be contributed by the Company and total amount of Rs. 480/- will be remitted to the individual’s PF account. An individual who continues to be a member of PF for 10 years will become eligible for family pension scheme.

Ø 8.33% of the Stipend amount paid during the previous calendar year will be paid as bonus before Deepavali festival every year.

Ø Attendance Incentive will be paid along with the Stipend to such of those Trainees who have not taken leave during a particular month.

Ø If a Trainee happened to work on weekly holidays / festival and national holidays he can avail Compensatory Off during the same month or will be paid one day Stipend.

Ø Trainees will be provided free shared accommodation and local conveyance (from place of stay to work place) project sites as applicable to our Team Members. However Trainees have to bear food expenses and wherever mess facilities are available they can take food and share the expenses on dividing system.

During the “On Job Training”, you have the liberty to try for any job on your own. However, if any candidate leaves us during this training period for his betterment, he will NOT be eligible for any further stipend. Moreover you have to give atleast two weeks notice to the management to avoid the sudden disturbance in the project work. If you complete the full training, we will absorb the candidates in regular roles.

The candidate has to strictly adhere the attendance during `On Job Training’.Any leave is considered as `loss of stipend’ leave only.
COURSE FEES
Registration Fees (Rs.) 5000/-

1st installment(Rs)35,000/-

2nd installment(Rs)35,000/-

Total Fees(Rs)75,000/-

One time Payment Fees(Rs)72,500/-

The above fees is inclusive of Registration Fees, Admission Fees, Tuition Fees, Examination Fees, Lab/Practical Training facilities, Course Materials, Visiting Lecture Fees, Stationeries, etc.,

OUR NEXT TRAINING BATCH (XI) STARTS BY **/**/****
“ONLY LIMITED SEATS”
Those who are interested to have their career in instrumentation can join this training program. Please collect the application form with details from HR dept. by paying Rs.50/-

NOTE : The amount can be sent through post / courier by means of a demand draft in the name of “!@#%^$*&*,” , payable at ($&*^$%($&.

My reply to them....

Dear Mr.%^$($)$)$),

Kindly view the attachment below sent to me by your company. I hope you are aware of the fee structure charged by you for the two month training period.

Do u think by charging such exhorbitant rates your firm will be able to teach and impart training in the same syllabus that an engineer has learnt in 4 years of an engineering course within a short span of just 2 months...?

I'm sorry..I beg to differ..

and after the initial training period the emolument paid to an engineer is just Rs.5.5 k? don't u think you are just exploiting fresh engineers.....? atleast engineers who have undergone training for two long months in your company where they learn what they could not in 4 years while they were in college deserve more than just 5.5 k...?dont u think so?

i treat this as a good way of making money adopted by ur company..collecting fee from d candidate and paying him twelve months salary from his own money...it would be better if your company kept away from sending such emails viewed just as crap by most who just delete it.....and i pity those who are mislead by your mails and finally join you... atleast please don't contact me with such offers in future...

it would do a world of good 2 your company to offer an enginner a job rather than trying to get the same amount of money(Rs.75 K) which is the coll fee for full four year course.....

Hope not to hear from you with such dumb offers in future....,

Thanks for spending your precious time to read my email...

regards,
S
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and i haven't heard from them since then.. problly they've already spammed my mail id.. good for me i guess.... rofl...

i really dunno whatt sparked me to write back such a mail then.. but that's how i am... i can be cutthroat n ruthless when such way too stoopid things crop up in front of me... may it's jus a piece of my mind....

all ya freshers outta coll... tak it from me.. it ain't worth to work in a job lyk tat... and all ya other ppl readin this.. come back for more .... :-)